Well folks, I have been a disgustingly boring blogger (DBB), but this last year I have seriously gone down hill.
All excuses are now so over-used I would not blame anyone for reading no further.
Yes it has been a traumatic year, as all are for me. Sickness, kids, school issues,travel blah-de-blah-blah. I know I can waffle on and on about everything and nothing.
My biggest gripe at the moment is some kids in my son's class at school explaining in very fine detail the in's and out's of sex. He is 10 yrs old and now has graphic pictures in his head of how a man put's his thing into a lady's thing and it takes about 28 seconds. If a man likes men instead of women then he is gay and will put his thing in the man's bottom thing. All these things have made me feel very ill indeed. I have been asked questions. A lot of questions. Weird questions. 10 year olds kind of questions. How long does it stay there? How does it feel? Do I have to do it when I get married? What if I do not like the look of it?
The final conclusion for my little (well, he was.....) boy is that he will no longer decide who to marry based upon her pretty face or her cute smile or her intelligence. Now he has new criteria. What does her THING look like.
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
I hate other peoples kids
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Blue Banana no more
Well it seems we may see the truth behind the rumours of expats running away to escape jail.
Blue Banana, the popular "gift experience" company has gone bust.
More here.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Triad, something to do with 3
Back in July 2008 I blogged about gay marriage and men giving birth (oh yeh), and I even joked (silly me) about a threesome marriage.
Well guys, the wait has not been that long. We can now offer the new and exciting way to marry. It will be called a Triad wedding and will be a union of 3 people, possibly more. YUP. This sounds like having your cake and eating it, over and over.
For many years I assumed that a triad had something to do with a Welsh demon or a Chinese gang.
I just do not know what to say next. What will be next?
The following link is a pic I wanted to add to this post but did not want to offend anyone, so pls click with caution
